Chapter 6: Revenge of the Rails

Summary
After leaving the Medieval Times venue peacefully with the help of Nellie, the Deputies got a room at the nearby Holiday Inn to collect themselves for the journey home. After much discussion about many things (and enjoying the complementary internet access) they set out on the long journey back to the West.

They took a terse trounce through the terror-tested town of Tombstone, leading to a little languishing in a locomotive later before being beset by barbaric brutes, and additionally, arbitrarily attacking an ancient antagonist-apparent. The offended Octogenarian's opinion of our heroes hereby hamstrung by his blatant, bloody battering, he worked his whistle's wondrous warbling, forcing fog and fright into a frenzy for facing his foe. The union's ultimate condemnation careened down dismantled tracks to trap they who trespassed upon his head's fairness with flying fists: a free, one-way trip to the afterlife aboard a spectral locomotive known as the Phantom Train.

Brushing up on the situation (by reading the EULA on the back of their tickets), the Deputies decided they would rather not depart from the material world just yet. Thus did they start forcing their way to the front of the train. They beat the train and went to a WIP Mansion made by Kit. But however the party still had a bounty from The Rail Union on their heads, but that didn't stop them from working.